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It will make damn fine toast encourage you to break the larger slices in half so you can more easily fit them into the mouth of either a person or a toaster comport itself well as a dinner bread comfortably fit a hotdog perhaps even two artfully accompany stews and soups in pictures worthy of blogging and social media posts endure the slings and arrows of outrageous gravies sop whatevers left on your plate without disintegrating like a wet paper towel remind you of a basketball or perhaps some other large spherical object like the death star causing you to hum either the star wars or harlem globetrotters themes as you wait for the toaster to pop up warning graphic imagery it will let melting butter slide and glide and run down into all of its warm toasted nooks and crannies like a hot crumpet or an english muffin cause you to agonize fitfully over whether to top it with honey or preserves while you are eating it plain or buttered causing you to get out another slice so you can do both make you forget your ex