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You see my daughter chalupa batman is excessively plump with the energy of a dead battery but worst of all her facial structure makes her prone to overheating

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The problem is she has a very unhealthy fetish with hoses

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After a 3 hour long google search and 5 cancelled work meetings i came across your website

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The reason i am writing you is after your hose arrived it did in fact survive her continuous mouth rapings as specifically promised on your website and chalupa was able to attend recess again but… it was short lived

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About a month after her daycare received it they were moving it from one outside playroom to another while still attached to the faucet and without force the spout attachment fell off the spicket and wouldn’t reattach

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After multiple attempts inspections and a visit from bob the builder we asked can you fix it and regretfully the answer was unanimously “no i can’t”

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I believe it is still under warranty and have attached the below original purchase order for your review and confirmation

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Chalupa batman would be forever grateful of any assistance you might be able to provide to expedite this request