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Oh i suppose i can use my hand for this

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However he didnt once pat himself on the back for being a feminist after

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I dont want to give away any of my favorite parts in this review but lets just say that at one point the star of a certain movie about dinosaurs stops by to make a certain type of pasta that may or may not remind you of another movie where these two dogs eat that pasta and end up smooching

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I fear ive said too much already

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The void needs laughter too yall

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A few pages later i was kicking at the covers fidgeting

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As i moved to the second section my right hand started moving down my body lower and lower until my frantic fingers furtively probed the recesses of my pocket and withdrew my phone to call my representatives and demand they support planned parenthood and womens reproductive rights

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Ive been putting off reading this because i just had abdominal surgery and knew to laugh would be painful